How do I marry someone in Southern California?

mate what you want is the traditional okahapikaki wedding. me and my wife did it twenty three years ago and i havn't looked back. basically you kill a pig and spread its organs within a three mile radius of the wedding location,. on the wedding day all your guests go on a 'fun hunt' to try and track down the pieces. if a man finds the most he gets one free night with the bride and if a woman finds the most she gets to help the caterers do the dishes.