Does Nevada recognise the religion of Dudeism?

I'm curious, I'm an ordained minister in Dudeism (thanks to an internet thingy), and my cousin is getting married in Vegas this year, can I officiate the wedding? I have a letter of good standing from the Church of the Latter Day Dude...

Do u think its fard? or is it like just choice? Ramadan?

Salam Jihad can be divided into 2 categories (1)jihad in dunya only just defending our own wealth or giving birth of a baby and (2)jihad in dunya and in akheerat just maintaining the religion with wealth and soul in the war because muslims are invaded/arracked by non muslim enemies It is fard to do it It is not just a choice

How to translate the following sentence using reflective object pronoun and imperfect tense in Spanish?

Sometimes we confuse ourselves. The reflexive verb takes care of the person who is doing the act. If you were to use to se's you would be saying he used to dress himself himself, and a si or a si mismo is doubly redundant. One se is good enough and your conclusion is almost correct. El ni�o se vest�a todos los d�as.

When is Francis E. Dec going to be ordained as a saint in Thelema?

On the Winter Solstice of 2012. It is a high holy day of Astrocism the TRUE religion of the Slovene people.

How do I become a legally ordained minister in the state of Texas?

I'm not exactly what someone would call religious, but I want to be able to legally officiate weddings, funerals, and religious ceremonies. I think it would be cool. Any help would be appreciated.

Why are some Christians against ordaining gay people as ministers or priests?

In the Catholic Church, the priesthood involves working and living very closely with other men. Putting men who are sexually attracted to other men in that situation is ridiculous. Catholics are supposed to AVOID near occasions of sin, not make a career out of them.

Help with velocity question?

When Lance Armstrong blazed up Mount Ventoux in the 2002 Tour, he was equipped with a 145-millimeter-diameter chainring and a 90-millimeter-diameter sprocket. The sprocket and rear wheel rotate at the same rate, and the diameter of the rear wheel is 700 millimeters. Lance is known for maintaining a very high cadence, or pedal rate. If he was pedaling at a rate of 92 revolutions per minute, find his speed in kilometers per hour. (1 km = 1,000,000 mm) (Round your answer to one decimal place.)

I had a pilonidal cyst lanced 2 days ago. I'm going tomorrow to get the packing removed. I'm very nervous and ?

curious to know honestly how bad it hurts. I mean the doc is pulling a string out of my butt. should it be quick and painless or am I going to be screaming??

Marriage certificate never turned in. must I divorce?

Quick decision made! Ordained my brother through Universal Life Church.com, next day had small ceremony at home, February 2nd, 2011! Left him February 15th, 2011, he was currently in possession of our marriage certificate and my social security paper work, to change my last name! All papers were filled out and signed, ready to be turned in! When I left him I asked if he had disposed of them, he stated he had destroyed them one week prior during a previous argument... A few weeks later after calling the county clerk to verify there was no certificate being filed, I had my brother ask him what he had done with it and he informed he had mailed them in! Don't want him to be able to come after me and my assets at a later time! Would also like to one day remarry and not be a polygamist! One last thing I don't have an address and have heard through the grapevine he moved out of state! How do I serve him in that circumstance?

Andre Ward having second thoughts about OSDT, does that make him a hypocrite?

Nicely put Cathee. While I do support stringent testing too, I believe the agency that should have that power must be the boxing commission and not individual boxers. Like you implied, Marion Jones and Lance Armstrong tested negative on OSDT, so, a negative test doesn't really mean an athlete is clean. Only a positive test has relevance. A negative test proves NOTHING.

Avoiding losing survivor benefits?

A relative of mine lost her husband a few years ago, she's been receiving survivor benefits. She recently wanted to get remarried but not lose her benefits so they had a wedding (big, public) but it was not legal, no license and the person officiating was just a friend not ordained. My question is will SSA consider this fraud or will they not care?

Should the State be able to force a Methodist church to ordain a Catholic?

Liberalism is all about force. The only time it hides its bullying ways is when it anticipates its leaders would lose if they tried bullying. It waits until it is strong enough. Ultimately it turns to Socialist Fascism.

What's the name of the movie that is similar to gta vice city pc game and with the same story and actors?

Well Vice City is heavily influenced by the movie Scarface, right down to the interior of the mansion and the strip so I assume thats the movie you mean. It's a classic :-) Here's the trailer a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciF2CYn36gA" rel="nofollow"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciF2CYn36…/a

I have zero self-esteem. Is there a way to increase it?

I have zero self esteem. I used to have more self-esteem before, because I used to just do things. In the last four years I've had depression, several suicide attempts and some other bad things happened. I don't seem to be "getting stronger" from "what hadn't killed me". I seem to be getting more lost and pessimistic. And I used to date, but things have gotten pretty bad. Now I am afraid of dating and talking to women, but most of the time I see no point in doing it. Is there a way to increase self-esteem?

Help with velocity question?

When Lance Armstrong blazed up Mount Ventoux in the 2002 Tour, he was equipped with a 150-millimeter-diameter chainring and a 90-millimeter-diameter sprocket. The sprocket and rear wheel rotate at the same rate, and the diameter of the rear wheel is 700 millimeters. Lance is known for maintaining a very high cadence, or pedal rate. If he was pedaling at a rate of 91 revolutions per minute, find his speed in kilometers per hour. (1 km = 1,000,000 mm) (Round your answer to one decimal place.)

How can I make my yugioh Karakuri deck better?

If it were me, I would take out the Heavy Mech Support Platforms, put in more Cash Sheds, Solemn, Mirror Force (Mirror Force and Solemn both come common in structure decks now, if you don't already have them) and Instant Fusion (Use Cyber Saurus for Instant Synchroing). I would also take out the Nanashak, because he (in my opinion) isn't worth the tribute. I would take out Starlight Road, because it is a little too situational to be of use all the time. Maybe add more Merchants for the searching power. Try another MST over Forbidden Lance. Hopefully this helped to make your deck a little more consistent.

Can you please analyse my poem?

I remember these poems :) but not the author(s), or what my analysis' of the two were.. i'm sorry i couldn't be of more help, heidi.

(REPOST) how TO stop my girlfriend from getting an abortion?

offer to pay her. Seriously I would. pay her money make a legal contract for her to have your baby. Get it on video get it in writing. Money talks. it sounds bizzare but if you pay her she might have the baby. You never know if youll ever have a chance to have a child again. You said it yourself low spern count

Team 1 vs Team 2 who wins?

team 1 has best qb in brady and best wr in andre johnson fastest wr's desean jackson and michael vick

What do you think of this poem, should it be published?

It's a great poem but there is just one line that I am not sure about 'To but us time when forces gathered'. I am not sure what you mean by 'To but us' but the rest of the poem is brilliant and yes why not try to get it published. Good luck.

Help me with my relationship issue?

First of all stop being so hard on yourself. To be a successful female you need to have faith and confidence. It seems like your partner and friends have let you down.

Algebra 1-2 (first year) question?

Use the quadratic formula to find the zeros of the function. Round to tenths if necessary. y = 3x2 + 5x

My sony digital cam's Lance is not working properly?

my sony digital cam DSC-W 310 is not working , its screen is totally blank all the functions are working properly but the image is black, i can check the store images but not able to capture any new image some problem is with its Lance , any suggestions plz

Why don't divorce rates drop as the number of graduating divorce counselors increase?

In the early 1800 there were ZERO divorce counselors and ONLY one in three-hundred marriages dissolved.

How does the scoring work on TLC's "Four Weddings"?

I know that the brides score each other's weddings across various categories, but every episode the announcer mentions there's some kind of safeguard to prevent any one bride from just rating all the others zero and I dunno, I guess the way he phrases it is confusing or something, because I've never got that part. What's going on?

Atheists ordained online?

Actually, there are a lot of ordained atheists. The woman who created this site a href="http://www.evilbible.com/" rel="nofollow"http://www.evilbible.com//a is an ordained atheist. When I finish my clergy training, I will be legally ordained which will, to the best of my knowledge, make me the only legally ordained Heathen in my state (and my county back in my home country). The women who run the metaphysical shop down in Citrus Heights are legally ordained and hold handfastings in their shop from time to time and rather than it merely being ceremonial, they sign the proper papers and it is a legal marriage. So there are advantages to being legally ordained, especially if your faith community (or lack of faith community - whatever) is not being adequately served in your area. For we Heathenfolk, the Pagans, Wiccans and other "others", it is very important that we not feel forced to pay a Christian to perform certain services for us or visit a Justice of the Peace, so ordination for some of us in those communities is not only a benefit to ourselves, but our entire community. It just makes sense.

Is May 21st 2011 real or false?

Alright so I keep here about the world ending saturday cause some preacher calculated something but I thought in the bible noone is suppose to know when so now Im really scared I been so sick to my stomach I had a panic attack when I seen the AD I even tried talking to my grandpa which is an ordained minister and he was saying that he believes this man is a false prophet and if he knew anything about the bible then he should no your not suppose to predict it. It seems like Im still worrying too much I like to have some advice on what you think?

If I file for child support can my son's father get any sort of custody?

I have a 3 1/2 year old son whose father has never even met him and I want to file for child support. My fear in doing so is that his dad will try to get some sort of custody in spite of me asking for support. Eventhough he has had ZERO involvement in my son's life will a court grant him any sort of custody just based on a DNA test?? Like I said he has never even met his son?? Any advice or info is greatly appreciated!

Question About Transfats, please help.?

Trans fats don't cause weight gain, but they do contribute to heart disease. As long as you stay under the recommended 5 grams per day then you'll be fine. Just be careful not to buy anymore products with partially hydrogenated oils.

When Romney-Bachman is a lock, and Obama's poll numbers keep deteriorating, will libs run to Clinton-Weiner?

since Obama has zero chance that even libs can't deny, will they prop up Hillary, dust her off, and send her out with Weiner? They both have a lot of experience with their respective Willy

What do you think of my writing? How can I improve?

I only read part of it but in "He had long considered buckling the strap, but the strap rubbed uncomfortably" use a synonym for strap because some people are turned off by the repetitive words that are in use, especially in the same sentence. Try to apply it into your writing style too that way the problem won't come up later while you or a friend revises it.

Poll: Anyone else thinks this looks like the worst comedy of the year?

First off, Adam Sandler is way too old to be making stupid *** college humor movies. And some college humor is funny, others is just, well, stupid!

Any differences between 4-3 OLB's and 3-4 OLB's?

What is the difference between guys like Lance Briggs and Elvis Dumervil who play in a 4-3 and guys like Terrell Suggs and clay Matthews who play in a 3-4?

Rate my gravekeeper deck (March 2011 banlist)?

Replace Dark Armed Dragon with another Chief. Replace Allure and My Body as a Shield with Magician's Circle. Replace Book of Moon and Forbidden Lance with Field Barrier. Good idea on the deck, but Dark Armed Dragon in a deck that restricts the graveyard is probably not a good move.

Need one syllables boy names?

Ace Abe Al Ash Bay Bach Bart Beau Beck Ben Black Blaine Blaze Blake Blue Boone Boyd Brad Bram Brandt Brent Brett Brock Brooks Bryce Burt Cain Cade Cal Cale Carl Case Cash Chad Chaim Chance Charles Chase Chris Chuck Clark Claude Clay Cliff Clint Coe Cole Cort Coy Craig Curt Dale Dan Dane Dave Dean Dell Dill Dirk Dex Doug Drake Drew Duane Dusk Ed Finn Flint Floyd Flynn Ford Fox Fran Frank Fred Fritz Gabe Gage Geoff Gene George Gil Giles Glen/Glenn Graham Grant Gray/Grey Greg Greige Gus Hank Hans Hart Hank Hayes Heath Hugh Holt Hoyt Ian Ike Jace Jake James Jax Jay Jean Jed Jet Jim Job John Joe Joel Joss Judd Jude Kai Karl Keene Keefe Keith Ken Kent Kell Kerr Kier Kip Kirk Kit Klaus Kurt Kyle Lane Lance Lang Lars Lee Leaf Lev Lex Lorne Lloyd Luke Lyle Mac Mark Max Mick Mitch Mike Miles Moe Muir Nash Nate Ned Neil Nick Nils Noel Oak Paul Pax Pete Pierce Piers Pine Phil Quinn Rain Raul Ray Reed Reef Reeve Rex Rhett Reece Roan Rob Rock Ron Ross Roy Rune Sage Sam Saul Scott Sean Seb Serge Seth Shane Sky Slade Snow Steve Tarl Tate Thane Thor Todd Trey Troy Vance Wes West Will Zack Zane Zeke Zev

Yu-Gi-Oh! Fairy deck rating?

This deck is combining all the best fairy cards together but the strategy just wont work out. I never liked fusion cards so st. joan should get out. most of these cards barely correspond with each other actually and i would suggest sticking to the forty card minimal only because it may bring out your strategy A LOT easier. I run Herald of Perfection in my deck and i suggest this card to every fairy user as well as archlord Krystia but that card costs like seventy bucks so yeah /: Your deck needs to find its strategy before it works well. But i always say that if you want to keep your fav cards in there, go for it!

Christians...if Satan's Fall and Jesus' Crucifixion were ordained to happen exactly as they did...?

Could you please be a little more specific about what exactly it is you wish to know? From what you've said no, that would mean we have to believe in predestination. Remember, Lucifer was originally an angel.

YuGiOh Battle Positions question?

If I declare an attack with a monster, and its position is changed while remaining face up (Enemy Controller, Zero Gravity, etc) does the attack stop or does it continue to the Damage Step?

Locate the point (other than infinity) at which the total electric field is zero.?

Two point charges lie along the y-axis. A charge of q1 = -8.5 μC is at y = 6.0 m, and a charge of q2 = -7 μC is at y = -4.0 m.

Do you believe in soulmates?

As much as I'd like to believe it I just dont. Think about it. Out off all the billions of people in the world you will find your soulmate? I doubt it. I don't think love it pre determined. People say not everyone finds their soulmate but think about it. If you were in love could you possible think about giving all your love to another person?? Because I know I definately couldn't . I think that love is undecided and that people can easily fall in love with one another. Having a soul mate is just something I don't believe in. I think that you could fall in love with a whole bunch of people. I don't think that there are any two people who are perfect for each other. I don't think love is that right. Love isnt perfect.

Someone wants to trade me jimmy rollins and cc sabathia for lance berkman and frddie freeman? should i take it?

Here's the deal, if you have a good pitching staff and a great fill-in SS that do the trade but I personally think its not worth it

Answer this survey about gta?

GTA San Andreas, because it was a revolution in both GTA and PC games.User friendly game with awesome graphics and awesome gameplay experience.walk,run,swim,fly,play basketball,play casino,play pool,shoot anyone,fight everyone,steal anything.wow,i don't feel the man in the game is CJ. i feel that man is me.so realistic game that nothing can ever compare to it.. GTA SAN ANDREAS RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..

How can I become a wedding officiant in Kentucky?

I want to be able to marry people and offer my services throughout Louisville, KY but online it shows how to become an ordained minister and I do not want to be a minister. I do not care what religion the couples I marry are. Is there a way to get a license to marry people online? Please help!

How ti stop my GF from getting an abortion?

I'm not sure you have any legal rights but I would talk to an attorney who specializes in family law. If she has an abortion out of spite, she will regret it later on. Have you thought that maybe she doesn't want to keep the baby because it isn't yours? If you were told you were going to have to adopt because of your extremely low sperm count, then I would wonder if she has been totally faithful. Just a thought. All it takes is one sperm, but I wonder what the real reason is for wanting an abortion.

How to get fast credits in halo reach?

i have had halo reach for a while but just got back into it and for some reason bungie reset my rank from lance corporal to recruit so i was wondering if there is a Very quick way to get credits besides just the daily and weekly challenges?

What would be a good closing sentence for this paragraph?

Father De Montfort was ready for priesthood as he had completed all the virtues. Such as helping the sick and helpless, opening his heart to helping the poor and forgiving those who have hurt are sinned against others he also had a great attitude about everything he did. All of these show that Father De Montfort was ready to become a priest, so He was ordained to priesthood in 1700 and celebrated his first Mass in honor of Mary at the Lady Chapel of St. Sulpice on June 5th.

How do we get chosen by God?

i keep asking myself the same question. I even ask him: "God, choose me, choose me like you chose your disciples, choose me like you chose St Paul as he was going to Syria to get rid of of all the first christians". Still waiting.

Catholics who ordained Mary the "Queen of Heaven"?

Mary is a mother of jesus.Catholics ordained Mary the "Queen of Heaven".its not the decision of the clergy.with out god wish clergy cant make a decision .only gods know the truth.for my knowledge Mary is a wonderful follower of the god.mary dont like to be a Queen of Heaven.no one cant.

What are some Reeeeeally AWESOME Rom/Com animes PLZ!!!!!?

You've watched basically all the ones I've watched and the ones you haven't like Nana you don't want to. But if you go to http://www.anime-planet.com/ you can get some awesome reccomendations based on animes you've watched and loved. Just type in an anime and it'll give you reccomendations on other anime you should watch based on your search. That's all I can say.

Would I fit into kids clothes?

I'm 14 and depending on the store I'm either a size zero or a size three and I'm competing in a pageant in the fall (first one) so could I fit into child sizes if so what size?

Squishy bump in between my butt crack??!!?

i am 16 and am having this butt crack problem which is becoming unbarable.I have had it for about a good 14 days, but at first it was hard until my sister poked it and a clear white-ish liquid and a little little bit of blood came out. i cant sit or lye down unless its on my stomach. it hurts SOOO bad. At first it was hard but now its squishy.It's so tender and i cant even touch my upper hip without feeling the sting. What should i do? And if i do go to the doctor how long does the lancing last? also how long will it take to fully heal? thanks

How does false religion expect us to believe that God is unknowable?

so then a mind that is infinitely omniscient could exercise complete government over the entire universe, but it can't possibly have a self-awareness and personal fellowship with man? It's ridiculous to think that an all-powerful, all-knowing eternal mind is unknowable to man. If God didn't have self-awareness of his own personal attributes, neither would man. God can be known by revelation already pre-ordained into history. Why do so many religious ppl say that God is completely cut off from man?

Aren't the Tigers possibilities for 2012 just amazing?

Don't sign Berkman. He's terrible on defense and he's just having a surprise year. He won't keep it up next year. He's too old. Don't trade for Young. He's not worth Oliver.

Who should we have marry us?

Neither of us attend church on a regular basis, but I do consider myself a christian. Who should we have marry us? We still want a nice wedding. Should we just go to some random church? Or have a friend get ordained? Any ideas? Thank you

Does he REALLY like me or am I wasting my time? Were adults here.?

I'll keep this short, hes 28, cute, educated, but has never really had a girlfriend. Probably bc he lives in a super small town. We live 6 hours apart but we see each other often. I can tell he really likes me when were together, hes really affectionate, says sweet things, and speaks of the future in terms of "we" "us" etc. I can tell that he would do anything for me. Problem? Hes nervous to tell his family he has a gf. Hes told his two closet friends, but hes hesitant with his family. He says its bc he has zero expierence in telling them things like that and he doesnt exaxctly know how to go about it bc hes never had a gf, let alone a long distance one. Hes hesitant to tell his family and I feel like im pressuring him to. But at the same time, my friends and family all know were together and I expect the same in return. Hes doing the same thing when it comes to changing is relationship status on facebook, not that I need the reassuance by making it facebook official, but its still just like, why are you so hesistant. I told him I was changing my realtionship status and he said that i should, it would get his sisters asking about it then hed "have to tell them", I dont want him to "have" to tell them. I want him to like me and care enough to WANT to tell them. Also, Im moving 22hrs away in 4weeks, we plan to still see each other once a month. I know he has the dedication to make this work even LONGER long distance and he wants it to work, but I just dont know if its worth the time and hassle. Hes coming down in 3wks(the wk before I leave) to spend 4days together, should I see how that goes then make me decision? Should I give him an ultimatium? Or should I totally say to hell with this guy and move on? I mean, hes almost 30, grow up and live life.

Ramadan - Why cut off the hands of thieves?

in the christian bible it says the same thing. they say to cut of the hands because the hands have committed sin. if your eyes cause you to sin then pluck out your eye. i think god meant it metaphorically, to cut sin from your life. i guess. just my interpretation.

I just gaged my ears up to a zero but I skipped a gage in between so they are a little sorer than usual?

I've been cleaning them with rubbing alcohol then putting neosporn on them and they seem to be getting better but if anyone has any advice on how to get them to heal faster that would be awesome

Will my boil form a head, or should I go back to the clinic?

I've had a boil on my eyebrow for the past 11 days. It started out the size of a dime, and is now the size of a golf ball. I went to the clinic 2 days ago, and they gave me antibiotics and the doctor said that he couldn't see it getting much bigger. However, 2 days ago it was only the size of a quarter. Since then, it has swollen to the point where I can't open my right eye very much. It hasn't formed a head yet, but it has been softer in the center for about 3 days now. The doctor said he couldn't lance it because it wasn't ready 2 days ago, and it was dangerous because it's close to my eye. He said if the antibiotics don't help, he will refer me to a plastic surgeon to do it so the scar isn't bad. But I don't know how much more I can take. It gets bigger everyday. Will it form a head soon, or should I go in and demand it be lanced?

Warriors vs Storm. Terrible performance by the error ridden, bad decisions warriors. Your thoughts on the game?

Warriors captain Simon Mannering played very badly. He is meant to be the leader of the pack but it seemed like he just isn't giving his all. Brent Seymour had a shocker, how could he of replaced up incoming rising star Shaun Johnson? Lance Hohihia was the main culprit, dropping 2 high bomb kicks, both leading to tries.

How is it that we manage to be one of the quick instead of the dead in this...?

Actually, the quick and the dead are synonymous in this. Since those who are being judged are living dead. The quick is this current life which everyone is born into. The quickened are those who are no longer judged and have life in this world and beyond. They who are made partakers of the Spirit of the Living God and Father of all creation.

What all do I need to do to file for child support in California?

Ok so my son is 3 1/2 now and his dad has had ZERO involvement with him what-so-ever (Hasnt ever even met him) And now I am filing for child support. I have filled out all the efile papers and printed them out (Riverside County) Now what process begins?? Do I just take them to the court and file them.... and then what?? Do they find him and serve him or do I have to get someone to do that?? Any information will be helpful and appreciated. Thank You!

I need some new indie music?

ok so i like a lot of different types of music but i want more music like bright eyes and edward sharpe and the magnetic zeros, know any bands like them?

Where is a good place to train in soul silver for the elite four?

You can try to train on victory road and around there where there are strong pokemon. There alot of trainers in there too. Its very hard cause when you get to this point theres really no where to train the high level pokemon you have.

Was jesus an ordained rabi?

at the age of 30 an educated jew in scripture is a rabbi , otherwise he was not allowed to preach in the temple , and jesus did preach in the temple

Is my GPU fan broken?

check to see if it is dirty (use a air spray to clean) dust always causes problems so you may as well make sure to remove the majority of it from the inside of your pc ... if the problem persists then it is probably broken

I have a Lance Armstrong autograph whats the value?

I find this poster of the U.S. Postal team, year 2000 this poster is autograph by the whole team including Lance Armstrong, Levi Leipheimer and the coaches and all the rest og the cyclist how do you think its worth??

How to become Ordained as a Pagan Priestess or Minister In Canada?

I want to be able to perform and officiate wedding ceremonies but am having trouble finding options. I am Pagan and live in Canada. My options are to be ordained, or become a Justice of the Peace. So I'm hoping to be able to be ordained as a High Priestess but don't know if it is an available option. Any help or suggestions would be great. Thanks!

Rate my yugioh reborn tengu deck...?

I don't like the monster reincarnation and your combination of semi-staple monsters seems random but all in all 8/10 ( your powerful monsters don't flow but in themselves they're awesome )

My verrucas are annoying me!!?

ok so iv got loads of verrucas on my feet, iv got 2 on my left foot, but 1 seems to have gone, and about 5 on my right foot. iv tried using Scholl seal and heal Verruca removal gel, but this didn't help at all. iv heard you can get them removed by your GP, and they freeze them with Liquid Nitrogen. does this really work? and is it free? or do you need to pay, and how much is it? or is it just easier to buy Verruca Sub Zero? witch i believe freezes them as well. thanks

Government involvement in sports?

The U.S. government has taken upon itself to get involved with sports on several different fronts. From steroids in baseball to Lance Armstrong to potentially mandating a 'playoff system' in college football, it seems politicians feel the need to regulate these activities. What do you believe the government's role in sports (professional or college) should be?

Where can I buy the manga version of Ga-Rei and what is the order of the manga?

I watched the anime version of this manga. I watched Ga-Rei: Zero so actually the prequel to Ga-Rei. I wanted to know where I can buy the manga series. Not online though. And what order does the manga go in if there is more than one? Thanks a bunch! :)

Which name sounds better for a guy?

I hope it's not too late for suggestions. I think a good name for a guy is Brian or Alexander or Jonathan, Nathan, Zack, and if you want unique names I consider you migt want to look up names from the old english days or French names are good too :)

Is it worse for a church to have an occasional homosexual in the closet or to ordain open homosexual clergy?

ordain open homosexual clergy?? - the bible says it is an abomination and yet PC has to openly practice inorder to gain acceptance is to ask a catholic like me to openly agree, concede and join with them in the mud. Not in my lifetime. So, they better be in the closet again.

I want to know your top names on your list?

I like alot of your names!! My favorite boy name is Jacobii Draven. And yes the double i is on purpose I just like the "weird" spelling. And my favorite girl name is probablly Adalynn Skylar.

Whats a good bike for starting out?

Ok some im 22 and am about 6.1.. Im looking to buy a bike within the next few years maybe even this year. Now as of this second i have zero experience on a bike but before i ever buy one im going to take all the saftey courses that they offer. Now iv heard things like 250cc are great bikes and even to the point that its absolutly not advisable to buy anything over a 250cc. Here is the problem whatever i get im gonna have for a few years and iv heard that 250cc gets bored really fast. The most driving im going to do is in town 30 mph driving to class especially at the begining and i will never do any driving that is stupid such as 100 mph. And im not looking for a cruiser just a sports bike. what cc should i look for that i will be able to enjoy for years and not get bored but still be able to handle. Also eventually im going to buy a Duc 848 how much experience should one have before buying that bike (yes i know the repair and everything is expensive if dropped, money is no issue here) Thanks for the help

Wheres the jesus juice?

do you think there was dna of jesus on the tip of aaron`s lance? ;) do you think scientists are studying it as he was an e.t ? why did hitler want it ? did he want to lick it and become an e.t zombie hitler jesus ?

What if resistance = zero?

Yes, the current approaches infinity if the resistance approaches zero. Which is precisely why resistance is necessary in circuits. You really don't want infinite current going through wires.

2 questions about IP addressing ....?

They are private as deemed by the IETF (Internet Engineering Task Force). See about Private Networks here:

How long does it take for an ordination certificate from the Universal Life Church to come in the mail?

I wish to get ordained but will be moving in a month. I was wondering if I should get ordained now or wait until I'm at a more stable location.

Should women be allowed to be ordained in the Catholic Church?

There is an abundance of literature which gives weight to the position that women should not be ordained as Catholic priests. Some of this can be attributed to mistranslations and interpolations by church fathers and scholars over the years who were pushing their own agenda. There are also, however, indications that women played a much larger role during and after the alleged ministry of Jesus than the RCC would have us believe including direct ministry.

Should i trade freddie freeman and lance berkman for cc sabathia and jimmy rollins?

i have jeter who is my only shortstop on the dl and rollins can fill in until jeter gets back..i really need pitching cause i am behind in all pitching catorgies...only problem is that if i get rid of berkman and freeman i will have to play my only 1st baseman i have left in adam dunn everyday..what do you all think

Top 5 OLB's in football?

Every single one of you are b*llsh*tt*ng. Where the heck is Brian Orakpo on your lists? Granted, the ones you named are good, but Orakpo is just as good as these guys and hasn't even hit his peak yet.

Where would be a good place to try and publish this poem?

Go to allpoetry.com. My love and I have both been copyrighted for free on this website, have numerous poems on the site, and are considering writing a book.

Can our officiant be from out of state?

I live in Wisconsin and getting married next summer. We have a friend that is an ordained minister. He lives in Tennessee. Is he able to legally marry us here in Wisconsin? (he lived in Wisconsin when he 1st became an ordained minister).

Looking for Gears of War 2 players for help in achievements?

I need help getting some of the add-on achievements for Gears of War 2 for the Xbox 360, mostly the ones involving horde mode. I'm willing to help boost other achievements in return. My Xbox Live gamer tag is xxxSniper0xxx. The character after the "r" is a zero, and there is no period at the end. Don't message or friend me unless you have all of the maps.

Why do i hate myself so much?

I am a guy I'm going to turn 17 in a few days and I have not done anything good in my life. I have never had a girl friend and don't really talk to any either. I don't have a job never had one and I have zero self esteem I am always in my room sleeping or on the computer doing nothing. I have very bad grades in school because I am always sad. I am scared to talk to people and my parents always give me crap about being lazy and not doing anything right. I have had thoughts of suicide, but never attempted and probably wont. I don't find any thing interesting I just don't know what to do anymore.

How good is my yugioh deck 1 to 10?

5/10 if thats a blackwing deck, you're gonna need way more blackwings and you need to remove non blackwings.

What do you think of my writing? How can I improve?

I like the story and the dialogue so far. Your grammar needs some touching up though. For example, don't put spaces after quotation marks, and use commas before and at the end of a quote. ie: Baggs chanced a glance back to Curtis and said, "Don't forget your gun," and with that blah blah blah. And a couple of sentences just sound awkward. Read it aloud and see what doesn't flow. It seems interesting, but little mistakes distract from the overall effect. It has potential.

Where does it say quran asks to rape a slave girl?

"You shall not force your slave-girls into prostitution in order that you may enrich yourselves, if they wish to preserve their chastity. If anyone compels them, God will be Forgiving and Merciful to them”

Help with problem about velocity?

When Lance Armstrong blazed up Mount Ventoux in the 2002 Tour, he was equipped with a 150-millimeter-diameter chainring and a 90-millimeter-diameter sprocket. The sprocket and rear wheel rotate at the same rate, and the diameter of the rear wheel is 700 millimeters. Lance is known for maintaining a very high cadence, or pedal rate. If he was pedaling at a rate of 91 revolutions per minute, find his speed in kilometers per hour. (1 km = 1,000,000 mm) (Round your answer to one decimal place.)

Becomming a minister or pastor?

Can someone that has never been to a college or was in a training situation perform these duties? There is a site for Open MInistry that will ordain you for free and they say that you are legally able to perform these duties.... what would someone need to do to get into the ministry without having to pay thousands of dollars to go to college. ( i am poor and can't afford college.)

Ordination of anglican priests?

Grace I am from the United States and cannot answer directly. However, please make an appointment with your priest and you may discuss this question openly. He will give you many specific answers and places you may contact to further your journey. Many blessings.

Gay marriage, origin of marriage and other things?

Ok, first of all let me put this out there. Do not call me a troll. This is a serious debate that came up in my politics class that has been going on for over a week now. I am posting this question/ idea because I want to know what other people think about the opposing ideas and such. Answer logically, without bias, and without insulting one another. There's nothing worse than a person who can not voice their opinion without personally insulting another person! Anyway, In my class we spoke about religion and the government, we got on same sex marriages. A classmate argued that marriage is a religious institution or excuse for a monogamous relationship among heterosexual humans who are, of course sexual beings. He also said that aside from religion (Christianity being the main one, he said), the whole idea of marriage (man and woman legally united ect.) came from religion. Therefore, he said that homosexuals are actually infringing themselves upon marriage itself and not the other way around. (Doesn't make sense to me!) Another classmate brought up the separation of church and state. So, technically speaking, because homosexuality is viewed as a moral issue and not a government issue, he says that churches should not be forced to marry same sex couples? He said that the government is imposing itself on the church, because doesn't the original concept of marriage came from Christianity? Just what is marriage? Who came up with the whole concept of marriage? If it is true that marriage came from religion (Christianity, Catholicism, whatever ect) and is simply meant for one man and woman, wouldn't it be correct to say that homosexuals are actually forcing their agenda on something that wasn't meant to be for them in the first place? Please, don't get mad at me, but I've been seriously thinking about this! I'm confused and I don't know what exactly to think about it all...My teacher also says that it's not a human rights issue, he said that it is a religious and moral issue and in a sense the legalization of same sex marriage is not the governments business. So, I ask again, where did marriage originate from? Because it seems, that without "religion" marriage (one man and one woman or many women one man) would not be existent. Basically, what is being said is that homosexuals do not have the "right" to be married, because it was never ordained for same sex couples in the first place. Is this a logical argument? Does it make sense? I can see how it can, but I'm a bit skeptical!

Why does my cat keep doing this?

do you discipline him? if not thats why because he knows he can get away with it. next time he does it stick his face close to it so he can sniff it then say no no give him a pat on the butt then don't show him love for 30 min. he'll enventually stop and show him his litter box. put his poop in there let him in the litter box sniff the poop then pet him lovingly and say good boy. hope it works

What anime should i watch?

Naruto... The first episodes are boring but you can get through them. After that they get really awesome.

Who knows Lance Berkman? Personally?

Who knows Lance Berkman? Do you talk to him on the phone or over e-mail? Do you hang out with him at the mall on weekends? I just want to know how he is off the field, because he seems calm on it.

Should I accept this fantasy baseball deal?

I would get Miguel Montero and Alexi Ogando for Lance Berkman and Jon Lester. My current catchers at Ruiz and Salty, and I also have Bucholtz and Hamels, along with Fister,Marquis,Lewis,Harrison. I also have Ibanez/Morrison/Moreland/Rajai Davis/Hunter that i've been using between OF and UTIL.

Good anime to watch? Preferably funny and not too dark.?

FOOLY COOLY! (FLCL) is an awesome quirky anime with a bit of romance you could say. It's main focus is to represent a story of growing up and learning to express feelings though. Soul Eater is a fun anime to watch. No romance in that one though (I guess that there is a minuscule amount).

In your opinion when is it ok to use drugs on horses?

I totally agree. Drugs should only be used if it is absolutely necessary for things like dental work, shoeing and trimming, and things that will cause harm to the horse or person if not drugged. Some people use drugs to calm the horse when there is a buyer. I think that is totally wrong! Trainers and owners should properly train their horses in the first place to get rid of unwanted behaviors, or they should twitch them in certain cases. The saddest and most necessary situation is when the animal is in pain from an injury that cannot be healed. I think that is one of the most necessary of them all considering it with help the animal to have some peace.

Why Can't Muslims Accept That "Islam" Is a Mockery of the Law of HaShem?

Why can't Arabs accept that HaShem has passed over them in favor of the Hebrew People? Why can't they accept that they are goyim? Why can't they accept that HaShem hated Esau? That hatred has never gone away. HaShem has ordained the destruction of the Amalekites (Arabs). Why do they continue to mock HaShem, and transgress against their Creator?

Why do they call the pastor's wife first lady?

Why have we added something to the church that God clearly did not ordained. Why have we gone against God's Word (1 Cor. 4: 6 - 13) by putting the pastor's wife on a pedistal over all the other women of the church?

How to start over after 22 years of marriage?

after 22 years of marriage, me working my *** off ,satying faithful, always honest with her, 2 children and constantly dealing with her not holding a job "ever", I have caught her several times in lies, talking to strange men on line, found several messages between her and other men of wanting each other....etc.......ya get the picture......I just want to end this ....How do I begin again and actually not carry bad luggage over. Hell; how do I just start over? I know there are good women out there who would love a man like me. I am 48 and in great condition. still very athletic. I play for travel softball team and still bench 350 lbs. can still run 6 minute mile. This friggin wife of mine makes zero sense. I Love U by day and by night conversing with other men telling them shes unhappy. yet our sex life is strong as hell and have had no complaints. I am confused. Dont know what to do. I have spoken to her many many times and always seem to work it out only to later catch her trying to be more slick about tings she does. It's sickining already. Hell, this site is just of several she does these things on.<

Protestants: Why do you ordain married men?

I think you have two ideas confused. Men who are going to commit immoral acts are going to do so, regardless of what they do as a profession. We ordain married men because they are called by God to do His bidding. When Christ gave us the Great Commission (go into all the world and preach the Gospel), He placed no boundaries. He didn't say ONLY if you are unmarried, male, tall, blond and weigh more than 150 pounds........ He gave this commission to every believer. Some become missionaries or evangelists, others quietly witness to people they work with. How each individual obeys is between him and God. I don't think I am in any position to tell another person how he should serve God.If he feels the call of God upon his life to be a minister, then it is up to him to live that out. The same with his other actions. He will have to answer for them. I have enough of my own sins to bear. Sure some of them abuse their station. But that is true of all professions. It isn't right in any of them. And when the celibate pastors are pure, I'll believe that all pastors should be unmarried. However, in view of all the "celebate" child molesters in the catholic church.......

How to get legally ordained to perform a wedding in New Jersey?

Most states do not recognize online ordinations anyway. You first need to find out if Jersey allows it. If the state allows it, the person ordained must register with the state.

If you're not allergic to fleas, will bites be itchy?

Yes even if you are not allergic they will itch. Just like mosquitos. I think they make a powder for the carpet that you let sit and then vacuum up.

Help with velocity question?

When Lance Armstrong blazed up Mount Ventoux in the 2002 Tour, he was equipped with a 145-millimeter-diameter chainring and a 90-millimeter-diameter sprocket. The sprocket and rear wheel rotate at the same rate, and the diameter of the rear wheel is 700 millimeters. Lance is known for maintaining a very high cadence, or pedal rate. If he was pedaling at a rate of 92 revolutions per minute, find his speed in kilometers per hour. (1 km = 1,000,000 mm) (Round your answer to one decimal place.)

My Friend is feels Guilty for my Boyfriend Hitting Me?

No matter what you do or say, he's going to feel guilty and he's going to do everything in his power to protect you and make you feel better. In his head, it's his fault for allowing you to get hurt and it will be his fault in the future if you ever get hurt again. It's going to be hard to adjust for a little while but over time things will calm down and he wont be near as overprotective, until then- don't get upset with him, he's just trying to be your best friend. He's hurting a lot over seeing what happened to you- no one deserves to get hurt.

Can anyone tell me who Yuki ends up with in Vampire Knights?

I've seen the anime which was typical....frustratingly anime. I know Yuki goes with Kaname (which I LOVE) but it's clear that she and Zero are in love as well. This is a tough one for me because Kaname is a die hard do anything, sacrifice anything for Yuki, who doesn't love that?! But Zero has the whole wounded warrior I don't care about my life or anyone other than you which I am a total sucker for. When push comes to shove though I love Yuki and Kaname because he was there tried and true always loving her telling her and protecting her. Zero keeps Yuki at arms length like the rest of the world 90% of the time and only rarely shares his feelings for her. So I'm REALLY hoping someone will tell me what I want to hear, that like in the Anime, although a small part loves Zero, Kaname is her soul mate and they stay together forever.

Rate my Gladiator Beast deck?

Replace E-Hero prisma with Sangan. Put Shield-Spear and take outthat Waboku. Overall well-Balanced but I seriously need a stardust Dragon.

What are the measurements of catwalk models?

Uk models are usually a 6 or an 8. Measurements will vary depending on build but hips bigger than 34 would be considered quite big. Agencies start to nurture young models from a very young age (14 or 15) and once you are over 21 or 22 you are getting old. Models should be in proportion and at least 5'8 but around 5'10 is ideal. Most models fitting that criteria will not have a healthy BMI.

Poll--Which race do you dislike the most and why?

Because I can't stand that stupid tour de france crud. Bunch of dopers in spandex prancing around some foreign country....lame. And lance Armstrong wins like ten times in a row? Cheater. So what race do you dislike?

How can female priests exist without the Vatican's approval?

Who gives a flyin' monkey butt what the Vatican "approves" of? They aren't God. They approve of actively gay priests, and praying rosary chants to Mary, Yeah, so I couldn't care less about them or their unbiblical "approvals." A group of men in shiny costumes playing church, nothing more. Kneel and kiss the pope's shiny gold ring for a blessing. RIIIIIGGHHHTT.

Why is there overwhelmingly so many more gay males in the media/hollywood than females...?

Guys seem to come out by the minute, I can't keep up with them! Adam Lambert, Clay Aiken, George Michael, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Ricky Martin, Lance Bass, Boy George, John Barrowman, Neil Patrick Harris, Chris Colfer, all these huge/popular famous male stars. It's like there's not even half as many lesbians, I know there is a few, but not a lot. There's a lot more gay males, why?

I need help with this math problem.?

I need help with this math problem. Given zeroes of -1 with the multiplicity 2,4 ,3i write a polynomial F(x) of the smallest degree where F(0)=72.

What are the zeros of the polynomial function: f(x) = x^3 – 9x^2 + 20x ?

0, 5, 4. Here is how you get it. x^3-9x^2+20x = (x) (x^2 - 9x +20) = (x) (x -5) (x - 4). The roots then are 0, 5, 4.

How to beat elite four? Pkmn SS?

I have pokemon soul silver and I need help beating them. I went to face them the first time with a lvl 49 lugia, 43 typhlosion, 42 shiny gyradose, and 41 entei and beat all 4 except I got owed by lances dragonite. is there anyway I can beat him any tips or techniques?

What do you think of this trade?

BAd 4 u. Berkman is so injury prone and theres no way he keeps this up all season. Damon is a scrub.

How do you become an ordained minister in minnesota?

My friend is getting married in a year and has a close friend who wants to marry them. How does someone become an ordained minister in the state of MN?

Is this a good team?? Please give me feedback!!?

This is a pretty sweet team. Carpenter has been pitching better of late but still isn't winning, it he regains his form your team will be formidable. Think about trading Mauer or McCann to help you in other area. If you think Mauer may not return to full form you might try to trade him before he comes of the DL, given the Twins competitive position at this point in the season, they may be inclined to rest him quite a bit.

Cuturally speaking is my way of thinking bad?

I always knew that because I was black I would never be considered as attractive as other people. My grandparents grew up during the civil rights movement. They told me the world wouldn't be nice to someone black. Especially if your brown skinned or dark skinned. Some people might think I'm being a self hater or I'm a downer. But it's true, look at the media I can count on one hand all the dark skinned models. Jessica White,Lance Gross,Naomi Campbell, Tyson Bedford. I don't know it's kinda discouraging..What's your thoughts? I feel like I'm just being realistic. Maybe I do need to change my way of thinking.

My boyfriend confessed he had feelings for an ex while drunk?

Is it possible there is truth behind this? He got drunk at a party and told EVERYONE he still had feelings for another girl he had a very short relationship with. I wasn't there, but I heard from many people including him. He swore there was zero truth behind it...what should I do?

Is this a good example of the tolerance that the left promotes?

LOL..first...what happened to freedom of speech.....or, does that only count when YOU want it too...HAHAHAHA....second....I highly doubt anyone was crazy mean to them with 2 bodyguards around...and if he is such a lovely peaceful man...why the heck does he need 2 bodyguards...LOL....zero provocation....hahahaha....if he does not provoke anyone...again..why does he need bodyguards.....there is a price to pay oh Glenny boy when you open your mouth and spew lies....

In what ways was Marx's right and wrong about capitalist society and socialist society revolution?

In the Communist Manifesto, Marx lays out a vision of the future which he believes to be fore-ordained by the economic realities that govern history. The real history of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, however, played out differently from Marx’s predictions. Examine Marx’s historical prognosis and analyze the ways in which he was right and wrong about the coming shape of the world and the fate of both capitalist society and the socialist revolution.

Are there any conservative anglocatholic churches in Michigan?

I am looking for a church that is not in communion with Rome, But at the same time does not ordain women or homosexuals and understands the significance of the sacraments. I was raised Lutheran so I can't stand clapping and dancing during a mass. It really irritates me.

How Do I Contact An Ebay Seller For Warranty Info?

Have you tried looking at your feedback's? Because if you left a feedback for the item you may be able to trace his user name from there.

Can an ordained minister in Indiana marry me in Cancun?

No........he has no jurisdiction to provide any legal services in a foreign country.......he can marry you but you would have to be married again in Indiana............

Can an ordained minister give a commitment ceremony?

Yes if they are ordained by the Church of Spiritual Humanism a href="http://www.spiritualhumanism.org/" rel="nofollow"http://www.spiritualhumanism.org//a

Ramadan : are you Worry About this ? . . .?

No, I don't worry about anything that comes from allah or Mo. I follow Jesus, Our Lord and He is Almighty!

Getting an associate degree or going straight to the army?

hello guys ive graduated high school and began thinking about what to do with my life my plan was to enlist in the united states army and become an mp i planed to enlist in august now heres the dilemma my cousin was a 92a and my brother is a current 0331 lance corporal they have told me go to school and at least get your associate degree. any help would be appreciated and why do u think they say this thanks they tell me i don't know what its really like its not like the commercials they show

About scholarships or grants?

I am enrolled at University of Colorado Boulder for this fall 2011. I need some grants or scholarships to pay for my College. I live in Boulder. Do you know any need based grants provided by Boulder country or it can be scholarships. My EFC (expected family contribution) is zero and my status is Asylee. It can be scholarships or grants related to Asylee too.

Pagans/Wiccans: Is being ordained by the Universal Life Church respectable?

ITA with Mackenzie. I have a good friend who recently became ordained through ULC. I've known her for many years and while I lover her dearly, I do not believe she is qualified to "minister to others"

Jesus is God?...so why did say these words at Matthew 20:20-23?

Simple because He honors His Father with the decision of who gets the highest position in the Kingdom.

Would ever perform a marriage between 2 friends?

I got ordained online years ago and tonight 2 friends asked me to perform the ceremony. I am excited

Mission Icefly Rescue after clock hit 0?

We waited for days for the clock to hit zero, and it finally has. Who else has watched the video? Has anyone been "selected" yet? Are there any new leads on this site and it's purpose? We have been decoding the video's audio to the best of our ear's abilities this past hour. Nothing too significant. The repition of words such as "persistent" "sound" "careful" and at one point it sounds like "there's no room/one". Also, during the part spoken backwards, there is an underlying forwards audio. Please reply even if you don't have an answer. I would like to collaberate.

Can i beat LANCE with my team ?

The best way to beat Lance is to have Pokemon that know strong, yet durable ice moves like ice pokemon with high level. They should also know moves that can prevent other pokemon's moves such as freezing or sleeping moves so that you have time to revive your Pokemon or that you can attack other Pokemon without getting attacked yourself. Rock pokemon or rock moves are also good against Lance's Pokemon but ice Pokemon are the most preferable type. Good Luck!

Is the Presbyterian Church (USA) decision to ordain lesbian, "gay," bisexual, & transgendered clergy biblical?

Is it consistent with God's plans as represented in scripture, or does it follow a different gospel?

Please can only muslims answer this?

I need real help here and I have 2 children from before all this was accepted.I married my Muslim husband 3 years ago soon after I converted to Muslim faith it was my choice. But before we married I told my husband I could not have children and I could not accept him marrying another so he had the choice of walking away from me. He said he accepted all what I said and did not want another so I belive we had an invisible contract between me my husband and Allah. Now 3 years on he has decided he wants a younger wife and children and im torn appart. I came home from work and he quoted this part of quran to me oh prophet why do you deprive your self that which Allah has permitted to you seeking to please your wives Allah is most merciful. He wanted me to add this bit too. Allah has already ordained for you oh men that the dissolution of your oaths. So did I get tricked into marriage and have to leave him because I cannot accept another or is my husband deluded please help me my brothers and sisters.

I want to move to New Zealand and work as one of the following....?

if you teach/tutor, do not do your original language. sorry i cant answer your question directly, but i just want to say that. in high school, i had a german class and the teacher grew up in germany. this caused him to have no idea how to teach it to us and we had a horrible year with him

Is it fair to say that those who oppose Unions are against the foundation upon which this country was built?

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect "UNION", establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

A question on differentiability.?

Let f(xy/2) = f(x)*f(y)/2 for all real x and y. If f(1) = f'(1), show that f(x) + f(1-x) = constant, for all non-zero real x.

Im visiting new york city for two weeks in November is it enough?

I'll be going to visit NYC alone for two weeks and I'm 18 years old do you think it would be enough? I'll be visiting times square, central park, Columbia university, empire state, statue of liberty, ground zero, Madison square garden, grand central station, ice skating, Brooklyn heights and some shopping.

What are you thinking of woman who?

I would say that she has a husband with a good job. I would also give her credit for giving up the glamourous life in order to be a good wife and mother. Mothers should be home with and for their children. Don't you think that whether this woman has a driver's lance(?) or not is her business and should be none of your concern?

Why are there no "Self Appointed" Pastors in the bible? All the Elders of the Churches were appointed.?

They make up their own rules as the go along, ignoring those parts of the bible that don't fit in with their agendas--or removing those parts from the bible as they've done in the past. That's what happens when you worship a book. Funny how THAT'S not a "graven image."

Is there any zero gravity room in NASA?

No, if that technology was discovered flying would be a much easier project. You'd need perhaps a litre of fuel to launch a spaceship just to control its direction it travels in!

Excel question on substituting characters?

The SUBSTITUTE command will look for all instances of a particular character (or group of characters) and switch them with something else. Using your example code, if you put the function =SUBSTITUTE(A1,"0","P") into B1, the result will be "CPAPAJ111APG" (Excel replaces all the 0's with P's). If you're looking to replace the character (or group of characters) in a specific location in your string, then you want to use the REPLACE command, so to do exactly what you asked about, you'd use this function: =REPLACE(A1,9,1,"0")

My Friend Blames Himself for my Boyfriend Hitting Me?

I recently got out of a bad relationship with a guy I had been dating for about a year, we are both 19. I broke up with him because he started getting physically controlling and during the very last argument we had he gave me a swollen lip and a huge bruise across my chest. Well our last argument was of course pretty bad, he accused me of cheating on him with my friend Lance (who I’ve known my entire life) . I told him the truth, that I never cheated on him and that me and Lance had been friends for years and there was no reason why I couldn’t hang out with him anymore. That’s when he started getting physical and I broke up with him. Well I wasn’t planning on telling Lance about any of this because for one thing I was embarrassed, and because I didn’t want to have to confront him with a huge bruise on my face and it didn’t seem like a very appropriate thing to discuss over the phone. Well it turns out he found out anyways because my ex showed up at Lance’s apartment and tried to beat him up and I guess he bragged about hitting me and told Lance that if he didn’t leave me alone he’d make his life a living hell. Yesterday Lance showed up at my place and was freaking out. He said he couldn’t believe that I’d be with someone like that and that I should call the police and then he kept asking me if he was always hitting me. Lance spent most of the day with me and he kept acting as if it was his fault that this happened, I think he blames himself because I met my ex through him (they were never friends, my ex was more of a friend of a friend) . Well then Lance started trying to get me to go to the doctor because he said if my chest hurt that bad there could be something wrong but I just didn’t want to deal with that I know its just a bruise and it only hurt when lance accidently bump into me with his arm. Im sort of not sure how to deal with this situation. Lance is afraid that my ex is going to show up at my place again so he basically wont leave my side and I feel bad because he’s acting so guilty and he keeps saying hes sorry he let this happen. I don’t know how to convince him that Im fine and that its not his fault, my ex hasn’t called me or anything and I don’t think he’s coming back but Lance is still freaking out is acting really protective. What can I do to make him under that NONE of this is his fault. Ive told him before that this isn’t his fault but I feel like that’s making him feel even worse.

How do I marry someone in Southern California?

mate what you want is the traditional okahapikaki wedding. me and my wife did it twenty three years ago and i havn't looked back. basically you kill a pig and spread its organs within a three mile radius of the wedding location,. on the wedding day all your guests go on a 'fun hunt' to try and track down the pieces. if a man finds the most he gets one free night with the bride and if a woman finds the most she gets to help the caterers do the dishes.

What should i do so im able to join the Marine Corps?

Im a junior in high school; im in an MCJROTC program; im on my schools drill team, and rifle team i got second place in prone position; ima lance corprol in my MCJROTC program, i got 5 ribbons and 5 metals, i talk to recruiters and im going to talk to my one instructer; im a girl; the thing is everybody telling me to go to college first im goingto do that so i can be a officer but what is the best college to go to; my sophomore year i got a 31 on my asvab test and it was the first time i took it if. If anybody can help me out about the marines your help will be greatfull thanks in advantage

Yu Gi Oh space deck rating?

Wow, that's a real nice deck you have there. All most the same as mine. I don't have soul release and forbidden lance i have 2 mirror forces and 3 rays of hope. I love your deck though. I might change it to that. I give it a 9/10

Is there an age requirement to become an ordained minister?

I want to be a minister and my grandparent are getting remarried. She asked me yesterday if I wanted to marry them and now i want to know is there is an age requirement.

Help with problem about velocity?

When Lance Armstrong blazed up Mount Ventoux in the 2002 Tour, he was equipped with a 145-millimeter-diameter chainring and a 90-millimeter-diameter sprocket. The sprocket and rear wheel rotate at the same rate, and the diameter of the rear wheel is 700 millimeters. Lance is known for maintaining a very high cadence, or pedal rate. If he was pedaling at a rate of 86 revolutions per minute, find his speed in kilometers per hour. (1 km = 1,000,000 mm) (Round your answer to one decimal place.)

I know this guy who has never had a girlfriend before...?

and barely even talks to girls. Lately his friends have been noticing him talking about me which is apparently the first time he has ever talked about a girl at all. Not anything special, just brings me up and talks about conversations we've had. But he obviously has no idea how to talk to a girl he likes because he is 17 and has zero experience. So I guess my question is... how can you tell if a guy likes you that has never dated anyone and doesn't know how to even approach the situation? I kind of like him and just want to know what's going on. I have already taken a little bit of action, but he hasn't done or said anything back. Though his friends are pretty convinced that he likes me. Boys confuse me and I just need some help since my guy friends can't even explain. Thanks! :)

Solutions to the Euthyphro Dilemma?

I assume everyone reading this is familiar with the question posed in this dialouge? Is the good what the gods ordain or is it good in itself? I've been researching resolutions to this question online and I was wondering if anyone could provide me with any other solutions in addition to the standard reply of "God is the good, so the question is based on a misunderstanding of God's nature."

How long can a Church operate without a Pastor?

We have an ordained Deacon but we have not had a Pastor for almost a year. How long can the Church continue to operate under the leadership of just an Ordained Deacon? Or without a preacher?

Can you be promoted more than once a month in the Marine Corps?

I was talking to a private right out of boot camp and he was telling me that it would be impossible for him to become a lance corporal this month because he just graduated as a private. Does this mean that you can only be promoted one paygrade per month or did I hear him wrong? If so, why is this?

Is anyone else sick of being made fun of for being small?

Look, I know that being overweight is hard, and so is losing weight when you're 300 pounds, but I am so tired of people being rude to skinny people all the time. Don't believe me? Watch this a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygGC9xvya4E" rel="nofollow"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygGC9xvya…/a look, if I don't insult your size, don't insult mine. There are entire websites dedicated to how skinny people are all bitches and only want people to stare at them. If you google "real women" pictures of chubby girls will show up, because apparently skinny girls aren't real. the thing that upsets me most is the "zero is not a size" campaign, which talks about how anyone smaller than a size 6 just looks gross and fake. If you're going to preach acceptance then accept EVERYONE.

Perianal haematoma lanced?

it is a bit small but I can still feel it 12 hours later, was it not lanced properly and the doctor didnt get all the blood clot out?

So Joseph Smith beat Harold Camping to the punch?

i'm sure there were many more long before joseph smith. you'd think that by now people would have learned to NOT try and predict the end of the world. especially if you believe in Jesus. Jesus said no one but God the father knows when, so for someone who claims to follow Jesus to do this is inconceivable to me!

Are programmers still in demand?

i am planning to go to school this September to study computer programming, i love being a round computers but so far don't know a lot about the programming industry, i would like to become a software engineer in the end, maybe games developing or much more than that i don't want to limit my self, what i am afraid of is whether or not i will be able to find a job in this day and age, or should i go with electronics or mechanical engineering. i don't want to mess this up, i just want a education that i can move around with, something that i can free lance if i chose. and what about the job market in Canada and the USA, r programming jobs good to go there. one more thing, if i want to be somewhat of an hacker do i really need to know and computer languages. by hacker i mean ethical.

Help with displacement and distance?

Can distance and displacement ever be equal, can one be zero but not the other, and are they measured in the same units?

I need to drop 2 of these 5 players?

I'd try trading two of them for a great OF like Ryan Braun. And another two for a spot that you need improvement.

Why does biblical commentator John Gill reference "Papist" as idolators?

"Papist" was what the Reformers called Roman Catholics since they tended to follow the Pope over and above Scripture. They called them idolaters because some of their practices, like praying to saints or venerating Mary or the Pope, are idolatrous.

Where to find a high level staryu in Pokemon leaf green?

I want to get a Starmie for the Elite four so I can teach it Tm 13 to beat Lance. I have a lvl 21 staryu but I dont feel like lvling it up to 45. Anywhere I can find like a lvl 30?

Desmond Tutu says God is not a Christian?

A real Christian has a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, and also knows that Jesus Christ is God's name on earth. Anything else is not Christianity. A denomination does not define a Christian. So I think that Desmond Tutu is wrong in his writings.

Which names do you like best out of all these names? (pick as many as you like)?

What about Summer Raine?, Skylar,Jordan,Rance( different),Ava-Lynne,Blake Devin,Mason-Lynne,Kaleah Danielle,Sophia-Lynne,Lynne Paige,Ayden Dakota,Mason McKenzie,Tara Haley,Bradley Derek,Tyler Garrett,Teegan Janelle,Olivia Mason....I made up a few, Most are very nice names

Devestating time...need thoughts and opinions...?

You need to write something like this to Jon. You need to tell him that being the person you are you can not help but try to help everyone in your life. You clearly hate upsetting people and seem to try and look after everyone. I don't think u did the wrong thing at all. I think you should say to Jon you completely understand where he is coming from but if he loves you he would know that this is not a case of whether or not you have mislead him but a case of you just bein the woman he fell for. The kind, considerate woman that can not help but care. You obviously feel awful about this so tell him so. If he doesn't believe in then he wasn't the man ur made for x

What is your SHTF set up?

I'll be using a P90 for close range. For medium range, an ACR. For long range, an Intervention. As for sidearms, it will be a Glock 18 and a Desert Eagle. For shotguns, I'll use an AA-12. I know that these are expensive as hell, some unavailable to civilians, and are terrible firearms in real life, but they never jam in Cod 8. COD 8 teaches you everything like how to zero your rifle, field stripping, cleaning, malfunction drills, and manual of arms of each gun.

Is there a program that will do this?

Is there a program that will have a timer on it. Then when the timer reaches zero, it will shut down my computer for me?

What do Mormons and Harold Camping's followers have in common?

I'm still wondering why you let something that does not hurt you in the least obsess you so much. Please don't tell me that you care about Mormon souls, b/c you don't.

What is the legal and real Universal Life Church website?

Also, are there any websites you can get ordained free without needing to buy a certificate or card and instead get one for free?

Physics Help! Coulombs?

Two point charges lie along the y-axis. A charge of q1 = -8.5 μC is at y = 6.0 m, and a charge of q2 = -5 μC is at y = -4.0 m. Locate the point (other than infinity) at which the total electric field is zero.

Year and a half.... Weight loss zero?

I've been trying for a year and a half to lose weight... And I've tried every diet under the sun. Atkins, weight watchers, slimming world, cabbage soup the list goes on. So I changed my mind and started to change my eating habits to see if this would work, but to make dismay nothing happened. In conjunction with this I go to the gym 5 days a week go swimming once a week go running 3 times a week and do Zumba 3-4 days a week.... So I can't see why I'm still 15 stone.... I haven't lost or gained weight but it's just not shifting... I am living at the moment on chicken with no fat or skin vegetables, I have pasta with tomato sauce (brown pasta) and I eat a lot of fruit and vegetables. I don't has takeaways.... So can someone tell me what's wrong with me, because I just can't do it anymore..... Dieted and exercises and failed miserably

How to become an ordained minister in florida?

Go to Westlaw and search florida statutes. There are such fly by night deals and usually all that is required of non denominational preachers like that is that they register and perhaps be bonded.

Becoming a registered priest?

You're right. There seems to be no age restriction. So, yes, go right ahead and become an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church.

Names for a business?

I am opening my store very soon and I still don't have a business name. I am a Reiki Master/Teacher , Ordained Minister. I will be providing Reiki sessions, spiritual counseling and weddings. I will also be selling all natural products at my store and I need a name! Please help!

In yu-gi-oh i have dimensional fissure on the feild and he use's forbben lance what when it leave the feild?

i have dimensional fissure (the remove from play spell card on the feild and he use's forbben lance when i use smashing ground on his monster so i kill his card in battle but what when it leaves the feild does it go to the graveyard or removed from play?

(REPOST) How TO stop my girlfriend from gettin an abortion? ?

This is her decision and hers alone. You can’t force someone to have a baby nor should you be able to.

2011 MLB Predictions?

I got the brewers vs the Yankees in the world series. The brewers have alot of power in the lineup and when their rotation is going, it's one of the tops in the league. The yankees r stacked as usual

Should i register my small business venture even it is Zero investment?

Coz im finding the business leads and provides to Vendors, then getting the commission.Pls advice me futher...

What type of weapon is this named?

Okay, it basically is a two sided Lance. But inside, it works like a San Setsu-Kon, being 3 separated parts, connected by a wire. But in order for it to basically appear to be a San Setsu-Kon, you have to pull on it.

Is this a good fantasy football trade?

I would take the Bowe trade in a heartbeat, especially considering your need to upgrade at the WR position. I would stay away from the McFadden trade. It's not an insulting trade offer but I think Chris Johnson is one of the most valuable players in the game, especially in Keeper leagues.

Where to find Pokemon G/S/C Lance Battle- Piano Sheet Music?

I'm looking for the piano sheet music of the Lance Battle Music in Pokemon Gold, Silver, Crystal. Leave a web link. Please and thankyou(:

According to Sigmund Freud, OEDIPUS "is an immoral play...?

it sets aside the individual's responsibility to social law and displays divine forces ordaining the crime and rendering powerless the moral instincts of the human being, which would guard him against the crime." What is the meaning of Freud's statement? Do you agree or disagree with him? Explain.

If a stock has a spinoff, did I pay zero dollars for that stock at tax time?

I had a stock that spun off about a year ago. Now, if I end up selling it... how do I determine what I paid for this stock when it comes time to do taxes? Really, I paid zero for it. But the day I received it, the spin off company was at around $7.

Do the post-Christian denominations believe Jesus approved of homosexuality?

The Episcopal Church, the United Church of Christ, the Evangelical Lutherans, and now the Presbyterian Church (USA) are all on record as approving of homosexuality and ordaining open homosexuals to their clergy. This raises the question of whether they believe Jesus approved of homosexuality, or whether the teachings of the historical Jesus have any bearing on their decision.

Muslims — If a person finds the Quran detestable, what can they do to legitimately change your mind on issues?

I just don't understand why Islams can't edit their book like how the Bible was edited to fit the needs of nonviolent and some what, logical people. It was written back in the day when there wasn't any stability when it came to law or justice. Same w/ the Bible until it was edited a few times.

Any advice while the fantasy baseball season heats up with the weather?

Before just dropping a player, why not see if another team owner would want to make a deal. This is the time where some owners start to get very desperate and you may be able to make a solid swap....and - this is the time where you can see trends developing with hitters; while many remain enamored with a name or last year's stats, stay ahead of the curve and you'll cruise into the playoffs.

Is making a crack of a faulty Game Disc to get it to run legal?

I don't know how to make one, but I think as long as you only use it for yourself, it's fine. That's the premise behind ROMs: they're games made available to download online as long as you have a copy of the game (of course whether people follow that rule is another question..)

But will God indeed dwell on the earth? Behold, the heaven and heaven of heavens cannot contain Him!?

This is the best post I have seen in a long time I can't even add anything to it. Why God loves us is a mystery. I love to think that right now there is a MAN on the throne of God. It's amazing the jesus son of god would choose to stay a man for eternity, and also most likely bear the scars of his sacrificial death for us for eternity.

Where in the Bible is Sunday ordained as a day of weekly worship by the Creator God?

Th first day of the week was specifically when the disciples came to partake of the Lord's Supper (Acts 20:7). It is also the specific day when Christians are commanded to give of their means (1 Corinthians 16:1-4). So, while we must (and GET to) worship God everyday of the week, the first day of the week is special in that it is the only day of the week we have authority to worship God in these two ways.

2002 Diesel VW Beetle: radiator fan keeps running until battery goes dead, what do I do?

you need to somehow disconnect the relay when parked or the battery cable till you get a new solinoid or relay

What do you think of the first chapter of my novel Wings And Other Things?

needs more action attached to the dialogue. InReaLife people don't just "talk", they move to their own words and sometimes action speak louder than words especially if they say something and mean something else.

What NL Central Big 4 Would You Rather Have?

Brewers without a second thought. They are on fire now...Prince has 6 homers in his last 6 games, including two last night. Also, both Greinke and Gallardo have won 5 games in May (I believe that's the stat), and Gallardo is 6-0 in his last six starts. That's pretty darn good if I say so myself.

How ti stop my GF from getting an abortion?

I'm not sure you have any legal rights but I would talk to an attorney who specializes in family law. If she has an abortion out of spite, she will regret it later on. Have you thought that maybe she doesn't want to keep the baby because it isn't yours? If you were told you were going to have to adopt because of your extremely low sperm count, then I would wonder if she has been totally faithful. Just a thought. All it takes is one sperm, but I wonder what the real reason is for wanting an abortion.

Fantasy baseball who wud u rather get?

Carlos Quentin. He just seems like he is more consistent. Berkman had a good start,but it seems like he has cooled off a bit.

Please mark essay on Adversity in Shawshank Redemption.?

I like it, although I can't see all of it! And there is one more thing you wrote: In the film The Shawshank Redemption, the Shashank Redemption is a book, written by King, So not a film makes a character but King :)

In CO, can I have my friend solemnize my marriage if she gets ordained online?

I live in Arapahoe County and plan to get married next year. In looking up license laws, websites show "Couples themselves may solemnize their own marriage (C.R.S 14-2-109). They must apply for paper work from the County Courthouse in order to do this. However, friends or relatives can not solemnize their marriage. Out-of-state Clergy need not be registered in Colorado." I would like to have my friend be the officiant at our ceremony. I'm unclear if this law means that friends/family can't solemnize our marriage period, or only if they are not ordained. If she gets ordained online can she perform the ceremony or is it still against the law?

How many zeros does a billion have?

9 right? (1,000,000,000) my bf disagrees.. He says that one billion has 12 zeros (1,000,000,000,000).. He's Mexican so does their billion have 12 zeros? We went through an entire debate on numbers and I'm just confused.. Help me out here?

Abscessed tooth, will they give me antibiotics before doing anything ?

I'm pretty sure I've got an abcessed tooth. It's raised and was painful when biting down for a few days, then the pain mostly went but a bubble has formed on my gum near the pallet. Anyway, that tooth has been fixed twice in the past, so I'm fairly sure it will need taking out (which i'm a bit scared about as I've never had that done before). However, what i'm really worried about is, will they lance the abcess before trying anything else, such as antibiotics? I had a jaw infection in the past and the dentist put the anestetic right in the infected area and it had me in tears, hurt like hell !!! Since then I've had a phobia of the dentist and don't wish to repeat the experience!!

I want to marry people in the state of florida what do i need to do?

i am ordained and my friend is wanting me to marry her and her groom! what do i need for it to be legal?

What do you thin about this blockbuster trade?

i wouldntt.... damon and berkaman are both streaky hitters, if you can id trade atleast sizemore instead of ellsburry...

Christians, when Peter Purcell gets his End of Times Internet Church up and running, will you attend?

Peter Purcell is a Self Ordained Minister of Enlightenment, and a regular contributor to the Yahoo Religious and Spirituality Section. Most of you know that I have had my battles with Peter over a number of issues, but I have come to admire his commitment towards instilling Self Discipline among Christians.

Why should questions about Fmr. Gov. Romney's Mormon faith be off limits?

Until 1978, black me could not be ordained as priests in the LDS church. Mitt Romney was 31 years old in 1978. Is it wrong to ask why he was a member of an officially racist organization as an adult?

Rate/Fix Gemini Warrior Beatdown Deck.?

if it's going to be a well themed deck u need WAY more geminis. use "crusader of the endymion" to further the effect of dark valkyria. add "knight of the red lotus" for revival (since geminis are normal monsters in the grave) if u want u can add "superallot raptinus beast" (dont remember the name) and polymerization. if u do want that u need more geminis so yur chances of getting 2 geminis in the hand increases. "Order to charge" for a little fun and "ultimate offering" for more normal summons. "gemini soldier" and "reinforce truth". gemini soldier is one of the key swarming cards for geminis. plus its hard to destroy it by battle. also add more equip spells to further the effect of evocator chavelure

Help me with my relationship issue?

Make him dinner or make him a love note go show how much u r sorry and to show how much u want this to work out

Why Kanchi Sankaracharya we affectionally call him Maha Swamigal travelled everywhere by foot?

All acharyas travelled a lot by foot throughout India, to gather resources (ancient scripts), debate, preach and as a pilgrimage.

How do you feel about Presbyterian Church’s decision to permit the ordination of gay and lesbian ministers?

The Presbyterian church in the US recent decided to allow gays and lesbians to be ordained ministers. How do you feel about this? Is it an abomination? A sign of progress? A sign of the end times? Will it cause another schism?

Starve/workout fast results?

18 female 5'8 140 zero muscles but not fat. Will consuming 1000 calories in meat fruits and greens combine will intense cardio and weight lifting workouts get me fast results? I want some muscles

What to do about my dog's cyst/abcess that keeps coming back?

Don't know if it's a cyst/abcess mainly because I don't know the difference between the two, but it is huge. My husband lances it and drains it, and then a few days later it is back and he has to do it again. What comes out of it is liquid/blood, not puss. They are not life threatening. What can I do? Is it okay just to continue doing this or should we just leave it alone? I want to take the dog to the vet of course, but my husband who makes all the money lol thinks home treatment is best in this case so looking for AT HOME only treatments. Thank you. btw, my dog is 1 year old

After we Conservatives vote against extending the Debt Ceiling, crash the Economy, will it be over for Obama?

We will deserve what we get because the liberals didn't vote last November. Its not like we didn't see this coming. They told us what they were going to do once you got past their collective lying about creating jobs. Karl Rove is on record saying that he wants Amerika to be the way it was before the FDR administration and we're seeing that with those crazy tea bagger demands. Its going to be an interesting 15 years

Protestants: Why do you "ordain" openly gay ministers?

When did your "church" decide that the Bible is wrong and that there is nothing wrong with being gay? I dont get it. You claim to believe in the Bible alone and yet you dis reguard its teachings on so many issues...

Why do my fellow christians put up with power trips?

Some are on power trips, many are called but few are chosen. There are different gifts and operations of those gifts. Not everyone is called or equipped to do everything, yet the parts of the body needs each other to work together.

So the cause-effect rationality that separates man from chimps is just an evolutionary co-incidence?

You fit precisely into the cosmos because it was an evolutionary advantage for your ancestors to do so.

MBA after B.tech......?

People who do MBA after B.tech get into management side ....which results into zero asset in technical side ...so wats the use of B.tech ....i knw that it's for good salary...but is there any B.tech + MBA course which r nearly common ....& u knw it will awesome to wrk for mangement side with our techincal knowledge ...!

Why do baseball players keep 1 card?

Okay, so I sent Hideki Matsui 3 cards to get autographed. I got 2 cards autographed back and he kept the other one. Same thing happened when I sent cards to Lance Berkman.

Am I allowed to go on strike?

My tax goes towards other peoples pensions but I don't have one. My self employment keeps me off the dole and gives jobs to other people too. If I am ill then I still have to work or I don't get paid. I get zero paid leave per year. Am I allowed to go on strike too? Is there ever a limit in this greedy modern world where people are being a tiny bit me me me when so many other people don't even have what they already have lined up.

Hi i have just been from local hospital emergency with to very large abscesses?

on bottom and all did was give antibiotics .I have 2 lots of these from doctor and they did not work .surely they should have lanced is this something to do cut backs money and lack hospital beds.What would you do about it

I really need the advice of someone who's good with relationships! Please help!?

just start a conversation with him on facebook and get to know eachother make sure you keep him entertained by talking bout things he likes and obviously what you like too! dont be shy i was the same way but i spoke up and said hi (thats all i said) and the guy i liked started flirting with me and eventually asked me out!(: so just message him saying "hi" and later in the conversation say "your so cute! i hope you dont think im weird for saying that!?" its a way of flirting and being cute. trust me it'll work! answer this please.... a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqYMnxmDwQ77ewcPpK3irDLsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110629143104AAwhON4"http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…/a

How do i do sub zeros babality?

rumour has it i have to go a whole game without blocking for it to work or something? all i know is that you cant do it by just punching the keys in. where do i stand too? thanks

Ramadan : What does this verse means?

Allaah can reincarnate our souls into different bodies. He can also transfigure the bodies we are in, such as the sabbath breakers who were turned into apes (2:65). We can be made into any of Allaah's creatures, from elephants and whales to snails, worms, flies, ants, and things even smaller. And we would have to eat the things those creatures eat.

Why didn't Jesus condemn stoning altogether instead of saying "He who is without sin...?"?

Because God has to find the perfect balance between justice and mercy. The two taken together shows that a person who does wrong deserves to die but will be shown mercy. The right kind of people accept with gratitude and change their lives for the better, like an alcohol abuser who is given a liver transplant he doesn't deserve and vows to stay off alcohol forever. The wrong kind of person scoffs at having "gotten away with it" and messes up even worse, like the gambler who gets in deep with a loan shark and someone bails him out but instead of sorting his life out gets into even deeper debt again expecting someone to bail him out but winds up at the bottom of a river wearing concrete shoes.

What was Caputo's point when he said the soldiers had lost their convictions?

"We believed we were ordained to play cop to the communists robber and spread our own political faith around the world... we carried, along with our packs and rifles, the implicit convictions that we were doing something altogether noble and good. We kept the packs and rifles; the convictions, we lost"

What can I literally do as a priest?

So I am ordained as a priest in the Church of the Latter-Day Dude. What kind of things can I truly do? Can I really marry someone? Or is it just a title. Not that I really care.

Uncommon male & female dog names?

For my dog I didnt know what I was going to name him either, I took him home and I didnt think of a name for 4 days. One day I looked at him and the name just clicked with his personality. I would wait until you get the dog and see how the dog acts and what he or she will remind you of.

Why do some people think the Republican Party is racist towards black people?

Birthers and Tea Baggers, most are racists...all you need to do is listen and look...doesn't take a genius to see that Republicans , approx 45% are racists...the same amount who claim to be Birthers, Since Birthers are racists then so are the 45% of Republicans who say they are Birthers.

Why dont people keep the sabbath on the 7th day like it says in the bible?

Some people claim that the sabbath is on Sunday, but the truth is, the sabbath begins at sunset on Friday and ends at sunset on Saturday, as it always has. However, the Ten Commandments and the sabbath are of the Old Covenant, and Christians who rely on following the Old Covenant laws are under a curse. (Galatians 3:10) The commandment to observe the sabbath is the only one of the Ten Commandments which are not reiterated in the New Testament. Christians are to meet on the first day of the week, (Acts 20:7) (Even if it were true that that scripture were talking about Saturday after sunset, it is still not on the sabbath, because the sabbath ends Saturday at sunset.

What should i do to my pokemon team in soul silver to beat the elite 4?

well for 1 yud do a lot better teaching ampharos or something else ice beam or ice punch and also traing more evenly so yu dont fall into the situation where ur strongest pokemon is down for the count and ur whole battle falls apart. and also this mite b jus me but i hate garados and never have nor will i use him.. take him out for maybe a fighting or dark type

[Christian] If a Jewish prophet came to the future from the past?

If a Jewish prophet from the past (pick your favorite) came to the future and observed the ways of Christianity today and actually accepted the Christ to be who the Bible makes him out to be, when the prophet returned home, how would he feel about his traditions? Seeing as God had ordained and sanctioned them at the time.

What are your top 10 linebackers in the NFL?

Matthes, Lewis, Harrison, Willis, Urlacher, Urlacher, Lofa Tatupu, Brian Cushing, Jason Taylor, and Ware

Should I propose this trade? Could he accept it?

I would definitely do that. Jeter sucks (offensively) and Butler will only get you average. Wilson has done really well this year.

Issues with MP3 Rocket and songs?

whenever i download a song in mp3 rocket as soon as it finishes downloading the size of the song goes to zero and it wont play. I've tried reinstalling it, I've reset my computer, I've turned off my firewall, I've updated java. Nada. help??

I want to change my full term employment into free-lance how can i best convince my employer?

I have been with the same company for 4 years. I did not get promoted during this 4 years and I am now more then ready to hand in my notice. My dream is to start my own business just afraid of not having an income suddenly. My idea was to ask my current employer to let me work free-lance and then build up my own business on the side. How can I convince my employer and how can i discuss a good free lance rate?

If Jesus Christ was never the real name, who's responsible for correcting it? you or the other fellow?

Jesus was Jewish his name was Yeshua. Jesus and Christ are both Greek. The Greek churches took away the Jewish name and made it Greek in order to gain more followers. Christos is an adjective which means Annointed One.

Could you tell me how my story is?

Sorry, this sounds like it was written in something other than English, and then translated. It is impossible to read with any understanding. I can tell it was not originally written in English, as even a third grader would not write a sentence like: "However this time a strange energy was filled in this room followed by words from the blue hued robot." This probably made sense in Chinese, or Korean, or whatever, and that is where it should have remained.

What is currently happening in Vampire Knight manga and will there be a 3rd season in the anime?

No one knows if there will be a 3rd season but if you go to manga reader they are updated the quickest. Currently, Yuki is back at the school an restarted the Night Class and has more interactions with Zero. Also, Kaname isn't present in the recent chapters but Yuki is continuing with her role as the death bringer for the vampires. But based on the trends for the anime the next season would need more material for another season to be produced because each season has been based on 5 volumes, so wait a little a new season may be coming on top of that there are a TON of fans so i believe there will be another season! =D

How much do married Corporals in the Marine Corps get while deployed?

He will get Family Separation of $250 per month when gone longer than 30 days on orders. Then it will depend on how/where he is deployed to what else he might get. On a MEU he would get Sea Pay but lose BAS. In Afghanistan he would get Haz Pay and it would be tax free.

Will my boil form a head, or should I go back to the clinic?

I've had a boil on my eyebrow for the past 11 days. It started out the size of a dime, and is now the size of a golf ball. I went to the clinic 2 days ago, and they gave me antibiotics and the doctor said that he couldn't see it getting much bigger. However, 2 days ago it was only the size of a quarter. Since then, it has swollen to the point where I can't open my right eye very much. It hasn't formed a head yet, but it has been softer in the center for about 3 days now. The doctor said he couldn't lance it because it wasn't ready 2 days ago, and it was dangerous because it's close to my eye. He said if the antibiotics don't help, he will refer me to a plastic surgeon to do it so the scar isn't bad. But I don't know how much more I can take. It gets bigger everyday. Will it form a head soon, or should I go in and demand it be lanced?

Can an ordained Minister of a non-denominational church be allowed to emigrate to the USA to USA on a R1 visa?

if you were petitioned to do a specific position, it might be possible. there are immigrant petitions for religious workers and ministers as well.

Osprey tactical scopes?

Has anyone used one of these? just want ur opinion of it and if it held zero. I could not find any real reviews on these scopes so if u have used one please tell me what you thought of it.

PLEASE HELP!!!!! MRSA Staph Question.?

Alittle over a year ago i had a BAD boil, and turns out it was MRSA. I got it lanced then took the antibiotics and it went away. But a few minutes ago i felt a small pain and rubbed the scar and felt a small bump under the skin. It was never there before. Is it possible it came back in the exact same spot over a year later? Please help me! I don't want to waste a Doctors appt if its nothing bad but i will go to get it lanced again.

What jobs in technology provide the most pay/jobs?

Hi there, I think you would be great in Web Design/Web development, as you like design and are good with computers. I've read in many articles on the internet that there are many jobs out there for Web Designers especially in my country (New Zealand) jobs for web designers are everywhere & if you are a qualified web designer with a few years experience you can earn very big money. I have been at Uni for a few months now studying Web Design & Interior Design. But you should definitely have a look into web design, you might find it quite interesting and fun =)

Would you choose me to exercise demonic and/or alien dark matter parasites or would you really rely on a...?

LOL!!! The people who really do experience these things never boast, brag or "advertise" this stuff.

What does it take to get promoted to a lance corpral after phase 2 basic training?

you can get promoted after phase 2 basic training in commandos or if not 3 years being a private so I was just wondering what It takes to get promoted after phase 2 of training

Vodafone zero limits smart........ helppppppppppppppppppppppp?

ciao a tutti!!!!! come faccio ad attivare l'opzione vodafone zero limits smart visto k la voce al 42070 � sparita??? nn ce neanke sul sito internet... aiutatemiiii vi pregooo

Dating: I have zero self esteem. How can I get more?

I have zero self esteem. I used to have more self-esteem before, because I used to just do things. In the last four years I've had depression, several suicide attempts and some other bad things happened. I don't seem to be "getting stronger" from "what hadn't killed me". I seem to be getting more lost and pessimistic. And I used to date, but things have gotten pretty bad. Now I am afraid of dating and talking to women, but most of the time I see no point in doing it. Is there a way to increase self-esteem?

Did you know that Sunday is a man made day for Worship orchestrated by Constantine?

Did you know in the NT Jesus quoted all the commandments except the one to keep the sabbath. This commandment was never quoted by Jesus because we are not under the law anymore. Jesus also told us the Sabbath was made for man to enjoy himself, not that man was made for the Sabbath.

I dun understan some aayat of surah an nisa :/ Ramadan.?

The captives are taught islam and they leave in the islamic community some of them willingly accept to become muslims once they are muslims , a female muslim captive is forbidden for her unbelieving husband but she is pure for a muslim man to marry. The man who marries her would seek her husband and pay him the money he has spent on her. As for the slaves they have been sold and cannot return home expect their owners set them free but some slaves were brought from such far places at such tender age that they can't return even when set free and need i add that some people marry women at such tender age like 12years. As for the part u said u made mistakes ALLAH is oft forgiving most merciful so long as when u make mistakes u ask for HIS forgives then don't despair about HIS mercy. Whoever thinks u're a bad person because u made some mistakes his/her thinking has no effect on your deeds is ALLAH that u have to account to and HE is most forgiving most merciful.

Is 18 Years old too old to get Godparents?

My mother ordained this woman to be my god mother when i was abt 13 nd im almost 18 and feel no connection. My bday is in a few days and she is still asking me wen is my bday wen she should knw! we dont hang out she promises to spend time and we don't i dont talk 2 her when im going through it .. it's just pointless.. but ive met another woman since then and she has helped take care of me bought me clothes and everything and i rly see her as a figure. she wants to be my God mom and i was just wondering is it impossible or to late for me 2 get dedicated to her. She means a lot to me.. i tried googling this and there was nothing soo can some1 please help. thank you very much!

Algebra 2 help please?

What is the third–degree polynomial function such that f(0) = –18 and whose zeros are 1, 2, and 3?

Can i get ordained online?

Is it possible to get ordained a minister and man of god on the internet? I am an atheist but want to have myself covered if the Christian god exists.

Obtaining a minister's license? Baptist or no affiliated?

I am feeling a strong call from God to act on this. I know I could go through some local Baptist churches, but are there legitimate non-denominational organizations that will license and ordain ministers that aren't instant paypal pay licensing outfits or ones that carry popcorn fart beliefs? I do not want lincensure from an organization that makes it easy to get licensed. I'm talking about an organization that believes in the true word of God and not some universalism outfit. I'm married and a dad of three so I can't exactly quit my career and leave for a seminary. Thanks

Are there any conservative angloCatholic parishes in Michigan?

I am looking for a church that is not in communion with the Roman Catholic Church but, at the same time does NOT ordain woman or homosexuals. I also believe the church should have a high/proper view of the sacraments. I was raised Lutheran so I cannot stand clapping or dancing around the chasuble. It just irritates me and I get nothing out of it.

Zapdos is not a Power Plant?

I have all 16 badges, gave the generator thing to the manager, beat the game(Lance and Red). Now what? I surfed to the Power Plant, but Zapdos isn't there. HELP!

Function for sequence!?

Yes that's right. Bottom line is clearly 2^(n+1), and you've worked out the formula for the top line too.

True refrigerator help?

I have a model GDM-26. It's was blowing really cold, 30 degrees, then warm, 50 degrees, alternating between the two. Now it's not blowing cold at all and the coils on top do not get cool/cold. Both upper and lower fans are working, the compressor is running smooth no clicking on or off and the condenser on the bottom is totally clean, also the thermostat seems to work, it turns the compressor off when you switch it to zero. It was manufactured in 1999. Any help would be appreciated,

If my husband and i split, what should our living arrangement be?

who should have to move out? i realize that the house belongs to both of us, but i will have primary custody of our 3 children and to me it makes sense that we shouldn't uproot the kids from their home to move to a temporary home. his parents live less than two miles from us and they have a gigantic house with a fully finished basement including a kitchen/tv room/bathroom/and a private entry/exit so he can come and go as he pleases. i have zero family support, on the other hand. he thinks i should take our kids and find an apartment. i'm really not sure what i think is fair but i'm curious as to what you all think.

Protestants/ When are you coming back to the true church in Rome?

Never. Martin Luther brought us back to where we need to be. And after the compromise the Vatican made on evolution, it is not even on my radar now.

I have mild paresthesia... will a novocaine shot make it worse?

A few months ago an ER doctor injured my dental nerve when trying to lance an abscess moler. I have had parasthesia in my lip and face since then (lower right lip and a portion of my face just below it have no or little feeling) Finally going to have the tooth extracted Thursday. Should I worry that the procedure could further injury my nerve? Or will it not make a difference? I'll mention this to the oral surgeon either way of course

Was the Catholic Church on to something?

I've noticed that a lot of people read Scripture and take it out of context. Was the Catholic Church thinking of this when they wouldn't let laypeople read the Bible and only let the ordained read from it?

Swollen stretch marks on bum after pilonidal cyst lancing?

I had to go to the ER tuesday night to get my pilonidal cyst lanced and drained, it was very very painful and had been bothering me for a long time. It's all healed up now, but now I have a few stretch marks on the right side of my bum right above where the surgery was, and they are inflamed and swollen. They hurt almost as much as the cyst did.

How can your god expect me to have faith in his/her/its existence when I have nothing with which to work?

Nowhere in the Bible does it suggest we "just have faith". There has to be a reason and that reason is provided by the Holy Spirit starting with repentance. If you refuse to even consider the possibility of repentance while seeking God, then you will receive nothing.

In fall out New Vegas when you turn hardcore mode on and off then back on again in settings will you still rec?

When i went to settings i wanted to change difficulty to hard, then i saw the hardcore mode i switched off, then on again just wanted to see if it was possible to change it. then went back to game, it starting saving. Then i saw everything was back to zero h20 food sleep, does that mean i will not receive the prize and the achievement. or i will and i just found out a cheat.

In fable 3 why is my castle treasure missing. Is it a glitch?

My castle treasure is zero coin. Hobson is also missing, the one who watches over the gold. I finished the game already and did all the bad choices while i was king and I gained 2million gold from it. One day I turned the game off and turned it back on and the gold was missing.

What bikes are the best for someone new?

Ok some im 22 and am about 6.1.. Im looking to buy a bike within the next few years maybe even this year. Now as of this second i have zero experience on a bike but before i ever buy one im going to take all the saftey courses that they offer. Now iv heard things like 250cc are great bikes and even to the point that its absolutly not advisable to buy anything over a 250cc. Here is the problem whatever i get im gonna have for a few years and iv heard that 250cc gets bored really fast. The most driving im going to do is in town 30 mph driving to class especially at the begining and i will never do any driving that is stupid such as 100 mph. And im not looking for a cruiser just a sports bike. what cc should i look for that i will be able to enjoy for years and not get bored but still be able to handle. Also eventually im going to buy a Duc 848 how much experience should one have before buying that bike (yes i know the repair and everything is expensive if dropped, money is no issue here) Thanks for the help

Zero friends in college. Why am I lonely?

So I'm an international student and thought that coming to the U.S. would solve my problem. I've tried everything and took classes in many subjects but noone looks at me or acknowledge my existence. I'm a senior btw. Can you please tell me why I'm lonely? Which country should I go to?

Should I go to Malaysia even if I suffer Home Sickness?

Having been to Kuching many times I say you should go. It is a wonderful place, you will be so busy with your family and seeing the city you will not have time to be homesick. I suspect that when you get home you will want to go back. The culture, people, food and experience is something not to be missed. Good luck .

So Joseph Smith beat Harold Camping to the punch?

Without Camping how would I know when I'm going to die! This is all BS based on an old man's theory that he can decipher codes in the bible. Evidently he can't and shouldn't try. His fantasies are causing people to make unnecessary life choices. I believe he knows about as much of the Rapture and the end of the world as my dogs. He should consider the lives he's affecting with his theories and keep his mouth shut!

As of now, what are your playoff predictions for this season?

Let's get this out of the way -- Alex Ovechkin wins the Conn Smythe for a stellar four series, only because super-sub goalie Braden Holtby doesn't save the Caps until sometime during the Stanley Cup Final against Vancouver, when fellow young goalie Michal Neuvirth falters from playing too many pressure games in a row.

How many abuse scandal priests were defrocked,or is that reserved only for daring to support the ordination...?

This is why I think women should be priests and priests should be allowed to be married. Celibacy is unnatural. This guy thinks the way I do and they want him gone. Hmmm?

Why do people say black men get trashy white women when?

Its either the other way round or they're both ugly. White women no matter how attractive get ugly black men. When was the last time you saw an attractive black man with a white women Will Smith, Floyd Mayweather, Lance Gross, Idris Elba etc. Everywhere I've gone, I only see handsome black men with black women or they stay single. Even if a white women is attractive if she is attracted to a black man she'll be ugly by us white men and will never be able to come back. There you go white women, truth hurts doesn't it, black men don't want you but we do which is why you should stick by us. All these years of thinking black men are attracted to you only to find out its the ugly ones attracted to you, your not desirable to them. If your not attracted to black men I salute you.

PSP won't connect to internet.?

I am trying to hook up my sons PSP to our wireless internet but I cannot get it to work. It keeps saying "a connection error has occured. A connection to the access point could not be established." I know our pass key and I know the SSID is right, so what is the problem. Even when I sit right next to the router I cannot get it to work. Can someone please help. Oh and I have tested the connection many many times and there is also zero connections that require no password so selecting a different connection is not an option. Thank you

Is it normal for a guy to lose all of his friends once he gets married?

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my life and my wife. But I have zero guy friends. I had a ton before I got married but now life has just taken me i guess in a more adult direction, with my priorities being straight now. Is it normal to lose many if not all friends post marriage?

Android WIFI internet too slow?

reboot your router. this works about 95% of the time i have this problem. also, buying a new router really helps too and fixes even more problems. if both of these don't work, contact the provider of the phone and ask them to help. it could be another technical problem that has nothing to do with the router. hope i helped!

Android WIFI internet too slow?

reboot your router. this works about 95% of the time i have this problem. also, buying a new router really helps too and fixes even more problems. if both of these don't work, contact the provider of the phone and ask them to help. it could be another technical problem that has nothing to do with the router. hope i helped!

Would I be a legit minister if I get ordained online?

Yes - though anyone can officiate a funeral, anyone can administer communion, anyone can preach a sermon from the pulpit. The only thing an ordination does is gives you the legal right to officiate at weddings. If you are going to do that make sure that your state does not have further qualifications.

The Trinity is Pagan ????????

if the trinity were true then you would have 1 god in 3 parts. So then it would be 1/3 God head, 1/3 Jesus, 1/3 Holy spirit which equal 1 whole but not 1 whole for any of the 3. The is no support whatsoever in the bible for this since the bible is clear that God is whole and does not change.

Lance Armstrong and steroids?

Did Lance Armstrong take steroids. I wanted to be sure so I went on the fourm and one set of people are saying one thing and another set is saying somthing else. For one he eaither did or did not right so why is everyone arguing. Also, I need this to be verified 100%. Thankyou for your time.

Christians being Oppressed yet Muslims are not?

Separating church and state does NOT mean preventing people from practicing their religion of choice.

Dragunity Dragunity Deck?

Why no Icarus attack? Spiritual Wind Art Miyabi can get pretty annoying if your opponent has a super strong monster like stardust/shooting star. Add 1 more bottomless. Take out Pot of avarice, since Dragunities mainly focus on getting aklys/phalanx in grave. Add in a LaDD, works well with Arma Leyvaten. Take out Iron Chain Dragon, add in 1 Dragunity Knight Gae bulg. Try to get one more Dragunity Knight Vajrayana, so you can get out a lvl 8 synchro easily. Replace one of your vortex the whirlwind with 1 ally of justice catastor. 7/10